Chortle Student Comedy 2008

Below is a short clip from my set at Strathclyde University on March 19th 2008. It's a shame the clip doesn't show the start of my CIS cup final joke as it went down really well (but you can read it below). I'm guessing the reason it hasn't been included is probably because the guys that filmed it are English and won't get Scottish football references to Arabs - but rather just think I was being rasist without cause!

Shame they also missed my wee bit about hill walking in the lake district, but if I can get hold of the full video, I'll post it up here.

Hope you enjoy

CIS Cup Final

I was at the CIS Cup Final yesterday between Dundee United and Rangers.

At the end of the game, it was probably the only time in the world that noone felt threatened with 17,000 suicidal Arabs in one place...

Domestos

Domestos bleach kills 99.9% of all known organisms - thus leading me to believe it is possibly the safest contraceptive and most effective spermicide in the world...

...I'll let you know how this works out...

Losers in Love

They say "It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all"...

...nice sentiment, but I'm sure someone like Freddie Mercury would disagree with you...