The Wild West

Whenever you watch a Western, the town Saloon, no matter what the town, always has the same traits:

• When you walk in the place goes silent and all the locals give you threatning stares.
• There's a weird old guy in a hat at the end of the bar, with one solitary tooth, grinning at you.
• There are women a plenty that will fuck you in exchange for small amounts of money.
• Say one wrong word to the wrong guy and you'll be gunned down where you stand.

and finally

• You can only ever get flat beer - in a dirty glass.

Wait a sec...thats exactly the same as the lonely planet's 2007 synopsis of pubs in Glasgow...