Right, here it is...After a month of preparation (...honestly...) this blog is ready to go!
Well here it is - the long awaited Andy Vaughan blog! I've had more requests for one of these than an Ethiopian kid has had hot dinners. Thanks to all those who requested and pledged to read it - Dave, you know who you are.
I'm guessing because this is the first entry, I have almost 21 years to catch up on, but that would far exceed any storage allocation, so instead we shall assume that I was born yesterday. In fact that is a stupid idea - for apart from the obvious - if you were born yesterday, how could you read/write? There are innumerable other questions that should be addressed. For instance, how do you reach the computer? Where did you learn to use a pc? Do your chubby little hands not hinder the use of a keyboard? Does your mother not mind that you are only a day old but write the word FUCK in capital letters on the internet? What does breast milk taste like?
To address them - I use a highchair, open university, no, yes, quite nice actually...I'd imagine. Cos I'm not a day old, I'm 21 - what idiot suggested that stupid scenario? That makes no sense whatsoever! I apologise to everyone who read the previous paragraph and wasted 20 seconds of their life…infact I will just put out a massive apology re. “Time-wasting” just now as there will be much more of that in the coming entries!
This blog is now up and running so please check back for updates,
Cheers, Andy
Well here it is - the long awaited Andy Vaughan blog! I've had more requests for one of these than an Ethiopian kid has had hot dinners. Thanks to all those who requested and pledged to read it - Dave, you know who you are.
I'm guessing because this is the first entry, I have almost 21 years to catch up on, but that would far exceed any storage allocation, so instead we shall assume that I was born yesterday. In fact that is a stupid idea - for apart from the obvious - if you were born yesterday, how could you read/write? There are innumerable other questions that should be addressed. For instance, how do you reach the computer? Where did you learn to use a pc? Do your chubby little hands not hinder the use of a keyboard? Does your mother not mind that you are only a day old but write the word FUCK in capital letters on the internet? What does breast milk taste like?
To address them - I use a highchair, open university, no, yes, quite nice actually...I'd imagine. Cos I'm not a day old, I'm 21 - what idiot suggested that stupid scenario? That makes no sense whatsoever! I apologise to everyone who read the previous paragraph and wasted 20 seconds of their life…infact I will just put out a massive apology re. “Time-wasting” just now as there will be much more of that in the coming entries!
This blog is now up and running so please check back for updates,
Cheers, Andy
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