Cheap fags

My mate from work was going on holiday and offered to bring me back some cigarettes. Obviously this was excellent news and I jumped at the chance, asking, if possible, for 10 cartons.

So he got back yesterday and presented me with my 10 boxes in a large carrier bag and a bill for £590!!!!!

When I asked him where the hell he went on holiday, he replied, "Scarborough"...ha bloody ha...