New Gladiators

Sky 1 has just started screening the New Gladiators. Essentially the TV program that was popular in the 90s is back with a bang – new Gladiators, new outfits and a couple of new games.

It was going to be amazing. I organised a big group of mates over to watch the first screening on my lovely Sky+ with surround sound. The room was kitted out with alcohol & snacks a plenty – it was going to be a fun hour.

So the big moment came and we tuned into Sky1 to find the screen was blue with the message “No Satellite Signal Being Received”.

We reacted as any group of self-respecting Glaswegians would. We ran out onto the street, smashed a couple of shop windows and started kicking a police officer.